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About Face Ride Entertainment
The Unofficial, Unauthorized, and Unbelievable Story
Here at Face Ride Entertainment, we believe in one thing: content so potent it rearranges your DNA. We're not just an entertainment company; we're a full-contact sport for your senses. Our mission is to push the boundaries of taste, decency, and physics to deliver experiences that you'll be telling your therapist about for years to come. This wiki is the sacred text, the codex of our chaos. Use it wisely. Or don't.
It all started in a dimly lit garage with a questionable wiring setup and a shared dream: what if we took things just a little too far? What began as a series of escalating dares involving office chairs and expired fire extinguishers quickly snowballed into a multi-platform media empire dedicated to the art of the face ride. We are the architects of mayhem you never knew you needed.
- Velocity First: If it's not moving at an unsafe speed, it's not worth doing.
- Questionable Judgement: Every great idea starts with "This is probably a bad idea."
- Maximum Impact: We aim for memories that leave a mark, emotionally and sometimes physically.
- No Regrets: Just a series of well-documented, often painful, learning experiences.
History is written by the victors. Or, in our case, by whoever is left standing. The Face Ride legacy is a sprawling, chaotic mess of legendary stunts, failed experiments, and apocryphal tales. This wiki is our attempt to bring order to that chaos. It’s a living document, a user-manual for insanity, and the official record of every glorious, ill-advised moment. From the technical specs of the "Trebuchet-a-Pult" to the complete filmography of Big Mike Cumming, if it's part of the lore, it belongs here.